Oh, the humanity..

Barely caught this on the news last night. I'm still shaking my head over that one. How tacky is that? And to say they didn't know what toys they were putting in their candy? The whole thing makes me feel pissed off and disgusted.

I guess it ain't over even when it's over with this couple. I have all of these morbidly funny images dancing through my head. Imagine the wedding photos. The couples' first dance. Cutting the cake. Do you bring a gift? Is there a reception or a wake? Maybe I should stop now..

You, too, can have a "real" fake girlfriend. Even if you're horribly disfigured or socially inept, you can get yourself a girlfriend to spend tons of cash on. If you don't, she won't speak to you. I don't know whether I should feel insulted by the mercenary nature of the "girlfriend" or to pity the schmuck that gets her.

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